A post-Halloween funny

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by ready2cmyKing, Nov 2, 2006.

  1. ready2cmyKing

    ready2cmyKing Well-Known Member

    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY
    handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is
    staring.

    He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend
    you.

    She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
    and
    have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
    about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
    that I
    would find offensive."

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
    to be
    single and #2, you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"


    "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

    The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
    But, when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
    I'm
    Jewish."

    The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
    party."
     
  2. Vitameatavegemin

    Vitameatavegemin Well-Known Member

    hahahahaha(snort!)hahahahaha!! :lol:
     
  3. kaci

    kaci Well-Known Member

    LMAO, good one :lol:
     

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