Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their > new wives duties. > > The first man had married a woman from Georgia and had told her that she > was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on > the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put > away. > > The second man had married a woman from Texas . He had given his wife > orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The > first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was > better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were > done, and there was a huge d inner on the table. > > The third man had married a girl from North Carolina . He told her that > her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, > laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. > > He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't > see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down, > and he could see a little out of his left eye .. > enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher. >
