Clocks

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by CraigSPL, Mar 26, 2007.

  1. CraigSPL

    CraigSPL Well-Known Member

    Since the election crap is getting started I saw this posted on a golf forum I read and thought I'd post it here.

    CLOCKS

    A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the
    Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
    "What are all those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth
    has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move."

    "Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
    "That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved,
    indicating that she never told a lie.

    "Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
    moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."

    "Where's Hilary's clock?" asked the man.
    "Hilary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.


    Craig
     
  2. KDsGrandma

    KDsGrandma Well-Known Member

    That's funny, when I heard this joke, it was W's clock in the office as a ceiling fan. :mrgreen:
    :lol:
     
  3. Kelyel

    Kelyel Well-Known Member

    When I heard it it was in NIXON's office...

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  4. tawiii

    tawiii Guest

    When I heard it I wondered why some of the clocks would still be running............
     

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