When country folk go to the doc's: Artery: The study of paintings. Benign: What you be after you be eight. Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria. Barium: What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome. Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty Cauterize: Made eye contact with her. Coma: A punctuation mark. Dilate: To live long. Enema: Not a friend. Fester: Quicker than someone else. Fibula: A small lie. Hangnail: What you hang your coat on. Impotent: Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane. Morbid: high then what I bid. Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates. Node: I knew it. Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative: A letter carrier. Rectum: Darn near killed him. Seizure: Roman emperor. Tablet: A small table. Tumor: More than one. Urine: Opposite of you're out Varicose: Near by i thought they were cute - don't anyone go gettin their shorts in a knot....
