Need Some Advice on Relatives Have ya’ll ever had one of them days? How about one of them months? It all started with a deputy cruiser showing up in the front yard. That is not unusual to see around here except this time the cruiser was carryin a blood relative of mine. Yep, you guessed it; Good ole Uncle Turnip had himself a police escort that carried him right straight to my house. He was sittin in that car with a smirk on his face like he was some local celebrity or something. Turns out he got in a bar fight over who could fill up a beer bottle with tobacco-spit the quickest. Uncle Turnip hates to lose. This was his second bar fight this year; the last one started when Uncle Turnip kept telling everybody he was a news anchor for channel 11, and he had this big news story about Grady’s (the bar owner) mama. Anyway, the fuzz asked if Turnip could stay over at my place and sober up (they just wanted me to keep an eye out for him)… That was early April and I guess he aint sobered up yet cause he’s still here. So I been busy with all that and just wonderin' how to get rid of this ole dude without hurtin' his little redneck feelings. Anybody?
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: HEY, i was laughing at the joke you originally posted, what happened to it, you changed the whole post
Challenge him to a beer bottle spit contest (BLECH!!!!), and have the sheriff on call before you start.
Sorry I had to edit. I write and save most of my posts on a word sheet so's I don't screw up the spelling. I grabbed the wrong post (title and all) and pasted it. If brains were gasoline, I wouldn't have enough to power a moped around a fruit loop!
Well, I have agreed with him 4 times now. I think he's coming over to our side. (We have cookies.) 8)
