Don't Eat Starbursts.....please

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by Pirate96, Jun 27, 2007.

  1. Pirate96

    Pirate96 Guest

    evidently they can hurt you
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286855,00.html


    really like this part:
    great proofreading and counters the previous claim that Mars refused her offer to settle. If she wanted to settle would that not prevent her from letting people know. Guess for Mr. Brian Muawad he is trying to emulate Jackie Childs.
     
  2. ServerSnapper

    ServerSnapper Well-Known Member

    That has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever read.
     
  3. ready2cmyKing

    ready2cmyKing Well-Known Member

    Can't you just see it now, Starburst's new warning label...

    :roll:
     
  4. mommy3

    mommy3 Well-Known Member

    I have had severe TMJ for the last 23 years.....from a car accident head injury....not candy. Come on! People like that make people with REAL problems look like THEY are faking it.
     
  5. Just One Guy

    Just One Guy Well-Known Member

    Wonder if she's looking for a husband? I hear there's a former judge in DC who needs a new wife... and he wears expensive suits apparently!
     
  6. Jester

    Jester Well-Known Member

    Some of those candies are pretty tough and some will pull fillings out of teeth! One of my favorites are the caramels with the creme in the middle!!

    Anyway, I think its conceivable to aggrevate TMJ with something like a Starburst, but I'd say she probably already had TMJ and chewed into the candy knowing it.

    Incidently, the Japanese guy that recently set the world's record for eating Nathan's Hot Dogs now as severe arthritis of the jaw. Seems he trained too much! Real story. He says that he can't even open his mouth larger than the size of his fingernail!!!
     
  7. boo_radley21

    boo_radley21 Well-Known Member

    Maybe we should send her flowers, and a couple of bags of Sugar Daddies and Mary Janes... ;)
     

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