Got this in an email today. (Don't ask me why the font is so weird, I just copied and pasted it the way it was sent to me.) :-D Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time passed traffic built up at an alarming rate. One day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about allof these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens." "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something, the sign isn't working, th ey are going even faster." So, again, the Sheriff sends out the county to put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY Things got even worse. Farmer John called every day for three weeks complaining. One day, Farmer John asked the Sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?" Whatever it took to stop Farmer John from calling and complaining he was willing to do. "OK! Do whatever." said the Sheriff. Suddenly the calls stopped. Three weeks passed, still no calls. Curiosity got the best of the Sheriff, so he decided to call Farmer John. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?" "I sure di d ! Not one of chicken has been killed since then. Gotta go, I'm very busy." said Farmer John. Now, the Sheriff was really curious about the sign the farmer had put up. He thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign...maybe it's something that I could use here in town." So the Sheriff drove out to Farmer John's place, his jaw dropped open the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of plywood and read: NUDIST COLONY Go slow and watch out for chicks!!
