Ok, just a little something to make the day go by. Someone writes the beginning of a commercial and someone else finishes it. I dont think this has been done.. here goes: 1 It's so easy a C****** 2 Oh, I wish I were an......
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But wait...not only will you receive a "thingamagiggybob", you will also receive two, yes, TWO "Whojiggys", and three "dofloppys"!!! But, BUT, you must order now...operators are standing by....
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