Funeral home offers drunk drivers a free burial Folks, this is for Georgia, but a Funeral Home made the same offer in Greensboro over 25 years ago, being the butt wipe I can be sometimes, I went in ahead of time and registered for the free funeral. Fortunately I didn't need it. Please I ask all of you to engage your brain before driving this week. Be safe, don't drink and drive, and have a great New Year.