Well, funny for the rest of you also I imagine. But those of us who are preggo, or have been know this to be all too true. Enjoy!!! Cafe Preggers First Trimester Menu Appetizer= Tums Compote Entree= Fresh Saltines on a bed of Saltines, lightly seasoned with Saltines Beverage= Ginger Ale(IV drip available by request) Dessert= Ten minutes in a dim room with an ice bag on your head Second Trimester Menu Appetizer= Half a roast chicken, extra crispy Entree= A succulent leg of Lamb smothered in Pork Chops, Served with BBQ ribs and garnished with cheeseburgers(all burnt beyond recognition for your safety) Beverage= Toll House pie smoothie, prepared with 1/2 pint heavy cream Dessert= 9"x16" pan of double fudge brownies Third Trimester Menu Appetizer= Three bites of tossed salad Entree= Two bites of Lasagna Beverage= None- so you will have room for dessert Dessert= A Tic Tac Enjoy this ya'll I got a kick out of it when I found this in my Ob's Office <a href="http://pregnancy.baby-gaga.com/"><img src="http://tickers.baby-gaga.com/p/dev000pr___.png" alt="pregnancy" border="0" /></a>
