sorry for the rant. I can cut metal parts to .003" tolerence or less. I can weld 2 beer cans together. My Christmas gifts look like a 3rd grader wrapped them. No offense to 3rd graders.
you should hire my step mom's mother to wrap your presents. She has some mad gift wrapping skills. Even when she goes to unwrap presents she can unwrap them in a way that she can re use the paper for the next year