I’m thinking it might be time to hire somebody to fix all this stuff I been putting off. To start it all off, over the weekend my old pickup gave up the ghost. Now I’m pretty handy with a wrench and some duct tape but that old dirty bucket of bolts had done outsmarted me and I caint fix it. Then there’s my nightly reverse-lullaby issue… through the cardboard-repaired busted window in my room I can hear the next-door neighbor’s Charlie Pride records playin at decibels that could drown out the cries of a million goats. Oh yeah, plus I need to take the Wide Load sign off the side of the house, so says the "high and mighty" landlord. The dishwasher is busted and the toilet now requires the use of a coat hanger to flush properly. I caint fix the stove, I caint fix the mower, I caint fix homemade lasagna, and I caint fix my morning breath. Seems these days, about the only thang I can fix is my hair and a bowl of cereal. Now, one of the dogs just decided to spit up a little of today’s lunch on the carpet which won’t scrub up. Anybody know a good handyman who has his schedule cleared for the rest of eternity (give or take a year or two)? Signed, Lazy Rich
P.S. I aint really gonna hire nobody... just my way of venting my own frustrations over being so lazy! Ya'll take care now!
I guarantee you that if you buy some beer and put up a sign you will have all the redneck handymen (and women) that you could ever want! :cheers:
