...to think that hat head is deadlier than frostbite. ...that when the delivery guy arrives with an especially large order of Chinese food, you call out "Food's here!" - to an empty house. ...to flip straight to the horoscopes. ...that you've carried around your gym bag for the past two weeks but haven't actually made it there yet. ...if you can make split-second decisions at work but need a good twenty minutes to settle on a birthday card for a friend. ...if you like to eat veggies mainly for the dip. ...to google your ex's exes. ...if people who are tan in the middle of winter kind of freak you out. ...if you've tried deep breathing, yoga and meditation, and still find that screaming into a pillow is the best stress relief there is. ...if I got this from my daughter's Glamour magazine. Grace Dare to be different!
