I wish this were an April Fool's joke ....

(It’s a slow night at our fast food/sandwich shop, so we’re chatting with the customers. Â This particular customer is a regular, and is discussing birthday presents with my coworker.)
Customer: “Yeah, I got my kids guns for their birthdays!”
Coworker: “How old are they?!”
Customer: “In their 20s.”
Coworker, shocked: “But guns kill people!”
Customer: “Well, they may need to protect themselves someday, you know.”
Coworker: “From what? Wild animals?”
Customer: “No, from Democrats!”
(My coworker gets very offended, and a rather loud debate ensues between them as I try helplessly to control my laughter.)

 

haha. i think its funny :lol:
they both had some pretty silly comments

 

You own a sandwich shop? I thought you were a lawyer? :mrgreen:

 

http://notalwaysright.com/red-blue-purple-bruises/833

 

As the board know-it-all, we expect better posts from you Wayne. :lol:

 

:cheers:

 

Have you never heard of the Legal Bagel? I am planning on doing franchises now :jester: :mrgreen:

Lunch and a trial all in one ..... speedy justice.

 

:lol: