So I'm in the book store the other day and wander over to the self-help section and run across a series of books I thought would be interesting. They included such titles as: How to start a business: The fine art of fencing From the Menu: How to order a hit Fashion 101: Cement shoes aren't for everyone Landscapers Guide: How and where to hide the bodies Tommy or Straus: What's in the violin case And my personal favorite: How to make money: The secret art of counterfeiting :jester: