Joke...well may be closer to reality than a joke

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by steelie, Feb 10, 2010.

  1. steelie

    steelie Well-Known Member

    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
    FAQs:
    Q: Have you heard about McDonalds' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.

    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The
    other is for housing prisoners.

    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
    it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America !

    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.

    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
     
  2. CrazyFabulous

    CrazyFabulous Well-Known Member

    wait for it.....
     
  3. steelie

    steelie Well-Known Member

    sherry must be out picking up her food stamps this am....
     

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