This is only a JOKE so don't anyone take offense please. Enjoy Men are like.... 1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .... .Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
1. Women are like ovens... They need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up 2. Women are like computers... Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 3. Women are like Credit Cards... You never know how much you have spent on them, and at the end of the month they make you cry. 4. Women are like fine wine... They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache. 5. Women are like telephones... They love to be talked to, they love to be held, but if you push the wrong button... you're disconnected.
