[FONT=arial, sans-serif]Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)[FONT=Rockwell, serif]English[/FONT]Chinese[/FONT] That's not right = Sum Ting WongAre you harboring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai DingSee me ASAP = Kum Hia NaoStupid Man = Dum FukSmall Horse = Tai Ni Po NiDid you go to the beach? = Wai Yu So TanI bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin NiI think you need a face lift = Chin Tu FatIt's very dark in here = Wai So DimI thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun ChingThis is a tow away zone = No Pah KingOur meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum NaoStaying out of sight = Lei Ying LoHe's cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing KaYour body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki PuGreat = Fa Kin Su Pa [/font]
And you can even read some great Chinese literature.... "The Population Expolsioni China" by We Fuk im Yong :jester: