Letter From Grandpa About Times Have Changed

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by Hotwire, Jul 17, 2009.

  1. Hotwire

    Hotwire Well-Known Member

    John G. is 63 years old and owns a small business. He's a life-long Republican and sees his dream of retiring next year has all but evaporated. With the stock market crashing and new taxes coming his way, John assumes now that he will work to his dying day.

    John has a granddaughter. Ashley is a recent college grad. She drives a flashy hybrid car, wears all the latest fashions, and loves to go out to nightclubs and restaurants. Ashley campaigned hard for Barak Obama. After the election she made sure her grandfather (and all other Republican family members) received a big I told-you-so earful on how the world is going to be a much better place now that her party is taking over.

    Having lost both roommates, Ashley recently ran short of cash and cannot pay the rent (again) on her 3 bedroom townhouse. Like she has done many times in the past, she e-mailed her grandfather asking for some financial help. Here is his reply:

    Sweetheart,

    I received your request for assistance.
    Ashley, you know I love you dearly and I'm sympathetic to your financial plight. Unfortunately, times have changed. With the election of President Obama, your grandmother and I have had to set forth a bold new economic plan of our own..."The Ashley Economic Empowerment Plan." Let me explain.


    Your grandmother and I are life-long, wage-earning tax payers. We have lived a comfortable life, as you know, but we have never had the fancier things like European vacations, luxury cars, etc. We have worked hard and were looking forward to retiring soon. But the plan has changed. Your president is raising our personal and business taxes significantly. He says it is so he can give our hard earned money to other people. Do you know what this means, Ashley? It means less for us, and we must cut back on many business and personal expenses.


    You know the wonderful receptionist who worked in my office for more than 23 years? The one who always gave you candy when came over to visit? I had to let her go last week. I can't afford to pay her salary and all of the government mandated taxes that go with having employees. Your grandmother will now work 4 days a week to answer phones, take orders and handle the books. We will be closed on Fridays and will lose even more income to the Wal-Mart.


    I'm also very sorry to report that your cousin Frank will no longer be working summers in the warehouse. I called him at school this morning. He already knows about it and he's upset because he will have to give up skydiving and his yearly trip to Greenland to survey the polar bears.


    That's just the business side of things. Some personal economic effects of Obama's new taxation policies include none other than you. You know very well that over the years your grandmother and I have given you thousands of dollars in cash, tuition assistance, food, housing, clothing, gifts, etc., etc. But by your vote, you have chosen to help others -- not at your expense -- but at our expense.


    If you need money now sweetheart, I recommend you call 202-456-1111. That is the direct phone number for the White House. You yourself told me how foolish it is to vote Republican. You said Mr. Obama is going to be the People's President, and is going to help every American live a better life. Based on everything you've told me, along with all the promises we heard during the campaign, I'm sure Mr. Obama will be happy to transfer some stimulus money into your bank account. Have him call me for the account number which I memorized years ago.

    Perhaps you can now understand what I've been saying all my life: those who vote for a president should consider the impact on the nation as a whole, and not be just concerned with what they can get for themselves. What Obama supporters don't seem to realize is all of the money he is redistributing to illegal aliens and non-taxpaying Americans (the so-called "less fortunate") comes from tax-paying families.


    Remember how you told me, "Only the richest of the rich will be affected"? Well guess what, honey? Because we own a business, your grandmother and I are now considered to be the richest of the rich. On paper, it might look that way, but in the real world, we are far from it.


    As you said while campaigning for Obama, some people will have to carry more of the burden so all of America can prosper. You understand what that means, right? It means that raising taxes on productive people results in them having less money; less money for everything, including granddaughters.


    I'm sorry, Ashley, but the well has run dry. The free lunches are over. I have no money to give you now.


    So, congratulations on your choice for "change." For future reference, I encourage you to try and add up the total value of the gifts and cash you have received from us, just since you went off to college, and compare it to what you expect to get from Mr. Obama over the next 4 (or 8) years. I have not kept track of it, Ashley. It has all truly been the gift of our hearts.

    Remember, we love you dearly....but from now on you'll need to call the number mentioned above. Your "Savior" has the money we would have given to you. Just try and get it from him.

    Good luck, sweetheart.


    Love,

    Grandpa
     
  2. Pirate96

    Pirate96 Guest

    Grandpa obviously does not live in NC or else he would have to add that what BO had not taken Basnight and Perdue were going to take the rest. Grandpa's new plan is to pack up and business to a new state that has a lower tax burden.

    The good news for Grandpa is that with all the new taxes in NC now there are 35 other states that have a lower tax burden.
     
  3. redtangsoo

    redtangsoo Well-Known Member

    :nopity:This is the same internet post that has been going around for quite a while
     
  4. OmniOne1

    OmniOne1 Well-Known Member

    Sounds completely grudging and political. Sounds more like the rants of a bitter old man, than anything else. No grandfather would rub an election into his granddaughter's face.

    Obama is in office. And will be for the next 4 years. I think it's time we stopped talking trash and accept that it is how it is. And maybe be supportive, not of the Democratic party but for America.

    After all... nothing can change while the country is stubborn and henceforth unchanging.
     
  5. CraigSPL

    CraigSPL Well-Known Member



    LOL.....listen to the Marco's voice of reason
     
  6. seabee

    seabee Guest


    good one... LOL
     
  7. OmniOne1

    OmniOne1 Well-Known Member

    Wow. Chuckle Chuckle. You guys are really funny. Thanks for reminding me why most of the people on this board are a complete waste of time. Prime example of why I never post.
     
  8. seabee

    seabee Guest

    Lighten up and smile... don't be so sensitive... no need to be so bitter.
     
  9. Tangerine

    Tangerine Well-Known Member

    I agree.
     

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