This is a funny email I received: Dear IRS, I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to paytaxes owed April 15, but all is not lost. I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, buildingpermit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licensetax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, schooland county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax,social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and citysales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal, state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax,telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licenseregistration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gasassessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas , Colorado , Wyoming , Colorado, Wyoming , Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money. When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank andex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss TimothyGeithner. No penalties and no interest. P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as Iget my stimulus check. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
