Why it's good to live in the South! You can find movie rentals, ammo, bait, and sno-cones all in the same store. Folks undertand that fixin means that I'm about to do something. Folks know that when I'm ill, it don't mean I'm sick! Around here, everyone waves... It's called being friendly. Catfish and Crawdads can be found in the resturant. Sushi is found at the bait store. We open the doors for ladies. This is applied to all... big, small, old, young, black, white, purple, or anywhere in-between. It's called respect. We still cry during them old country songs like "How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away." There are seven different ways to get to any Wal-Mart Super Center. We don't have Peta groups, we have taxidermist. You can find a date at the local landfill. Though this is a Democracy, Elvis is still king! Duct tape is a legal alternative to a back window of any vehicle. I could go on, but I'd like to hear some others. Anybody got one (or more) to share? Come on southerners, lemme hear ya!
You can ease any insult by adding, "Bless their heart" As in, "That woman looks like a shaved ape, bless her heart."
Well often said but I'll say it again. Don't let the door hit ya......blah blah blah. How about this one.........I-95 runs north and south..........I got more.
