Love in a mental hospital

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by ready2cmyKing, Feb 20, 2007.

  1. ready2cmyKing

    ready2cmyKing Well-Known Member

    (Got this in an email today)

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
     
  2. Tit4Tat

    Tit4Tat Well-Known Member

    ROFL:lol:
     
  3. Hught

    Hught Well-Known Member

    That's just wrong on so many levels.
     
  4. MissyPrissy

    MissyPrissy Well-Known Member

    :shock: Oh my! :lol:
     
  5. Snuffleufogous

    Snuffleufogous Well-Known Member

    Very poor taste!
     
  6. nsanemom22

    nsanemom22 Well-Known Member

    I thought she was rather thrifty.
     
  7. kookookacho

    kookookacho Well-Known Member

    Oh dear Lord! LOL


    PS - people this is what is called a JOKE.
     
  8. kaci

    kaci Well-Known Member

    LMAO:lol::lol::lol:
     
  9. harleygirl

    harleygirl Well-Known Member

    Now that's funny!
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  10. froggerplus

    froggerplus Well-Known Member

    heeheeheehee :lol:
     

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