It couldn't have been Mt. Olive pickles, those things are so nasty and squishy that they would have just bounced off. http://www.wtsbradio.com/ JCSO: Man Hit With Pickles After Dispute Over Chicken Stew A Four Oaks woman was arrested Monday night for allegedly hitting an acquaintance with a jar of pickles following a dispute over chicken stew, authorities said. Linda Michelle French, 49, of Harper House Road, was charged with assault inflicting serious injury, according to Tammy Amaon, a spokesperson for the Johnston County Sheriff’s Office. Amaon said French had argued with Douglas Branch about their dinner before she allegedly struck him in the head, causing a severe laceration. French was taken to jail while Branch was taken to the hospital for treatment.
My ex-wife was such a bad cook that the flies pitched in and bought us a screen door. I don't think she threw pickles at me but I blacked out after the potato, cantaloupe and Budweiser bottle.