A friend sent this to me..... *************************************************************** [FONT=arial,helvetica][/FONT] [FONT=arial,helvetica][/FONT] [FONT=arial,helvetica][/FONT] [FONT=arial,helvetica]Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date." -------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife : "Do you want dinner?" Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?" Wife : "Yes and no." -------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?" Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears." Wife: "You see how miracul ous and powerful I am for you?" Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?" -------------------------------------------------------------------- Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden." Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles." Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet." -------------------------------------------------------------------- Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing." Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap." ________________________________ A newly married man asked his wife, "Would yo u have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!" -------------------------------------------------------------------- Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." -------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning." -------------------------------------------------------------------- A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor." [FONT=Co mic Sans MS][/FONT] [/FONT]
