NICKNAMES If Laura , Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura , Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ... The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! :jester:
We do you fool.... :jester::jester: besides we don't make mistake.. it's always the womans fault anyway... LOL
I agree with SeaBea. But damn did ya hafta go there. We are never allowed to forget . the women will remind us every day. seems why i am single now. Women are so degrading and just outright Mean people.women are Mean ,Vicious, Vindictive ,Self centered,Careless of what you feel, Don't care one Ioda what you think, and think they are allways right. OOOppss opened that one up didn't I . Yup I went there. OK my turn Give it back Ladys. Cause I still Love Ya'll No matter what. Hoof- From the He Mans Woman Haters Club. Sponcered by Spanky and the Gang.
I was kinda suprised seabee went there myself.. wel not really. But I was hoping it wouldn't turn into a Enlightened person session... I don't participate. There are just as many male bitches as there re female ones. You won't catch no flack from me ... Just don't heap us all in the same bunch... I would come back at ya with a bunch of bitchy **** ...but I'm not one. DH will back me on that. I've worked for plenty of 'em though..actually two, But dear God that was enough! .. They didn't like me much. :twisted:
