Ok, guys, after exhaustive and dangerous research, I have finally discovered the key to dealing with a woman who has been afflicted with PMS. No longer do you have to risk your life and/or treasured body parts. Just remember this simple phrase guide and you'll be fine (of course, as always, in dealing with PMS there are no guarantees). Dangerous: What's for dinner? Safer: Can I help you with dinner? Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner? Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolate. Dangerous: Are you wearing that? Safer: Wow, you sure look good in brown! Safest: WOW! Look at you! Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolate Dangerous: What are you so worked up about? Safer: Could we be overreacting? Safest: Here's my paycheck. Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolate. Dangerous: Should you be eating that? Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left. Safest: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolate. Dangerous: What did you DO all day? Safer: I hope you didn't over-do it today. Safest: I've always loved you in that robe! Ultra Safe: Here, have some more chocolate. As an extra added bonus, here's 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweats 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly , Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one ... 13. Potential Murder Suspect
Did someone say, "chocolate"???? :shock: I need that at PMS, EMS, AFS, and any other "s" time that can be thought of. :lol: :lol:
