Geologists and seismologists have discovered the fault line that caused yesterday's earthquake. It's called "Bush's Fault".
The Weather Channel says today's east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown faultline running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault. Other theories are that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves or that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington ..... ________________________________________ That was an email I got from a family friend today... it didn't take 'em long! :jester:
