[SIZE=+2]Virgo [/SIZE](August 23 - September 22) You will discover that you've always had the power to go home, simply by tapping the heels of your bunny slippers together. Unfortunately, as you will also soon discover, it's not your home. I guess I better buy some bunny slippers! LOL:lol:
[SIZE=+2] Leo [/SIZE] (July 23 - August 22) As a joke, you should put an 8-foot-tall mucous-covered "egg" in your friend's basement. Then, when he or she goes down to do a load of laundry... ewwww!:lol:
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) A tricky situation will arise today, but you will rise to the challenge and draw it to a satisfactory conclusion. Oddly, you will hit upon the right thing to do by suddenly recalling an old Gilligan's Island episode. Does Food Lion sell coconuts?
[SIZE=+2]Sagittarius [/SIZE](November 22 - December 21) That bad smell in the closet will get stronger. Time to investigate. :shock: :lol: :lol:
[SIZE=+2]Cancer [/SIZE](June 21 - July 22) People are starting to take you a bit too seriously. Try wearing your bunny slippers to work. I already do! :lol: :lol:
[SIZE=+2] Taurus [/SIZE] (April 20 - May 20) Something is about to become overly intimate with you. Intimacy can be good. Just not with fungus. :shock::shock::shock:
Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Two people near you will engage in sudden, violent, rubber-band warfare. You will be caught in a crossfire, and severely thwapped. Next time, consider wearing protective headgear indoors.
