Does anybody else hate orderin’ from the Subway? I mean in this economy, caint they get no other prospects; maybe some that “speaky the English berry good”? Now I aint got no problem with folks from other countries and backgrounds. In fact, my best friend is a feller named Juan and even though he is from Texas he don’t pronounce words real good… but last I checked, a paint roller don’t have no need for good conversation during business hours. Anyway, I’d just like to go in order my 6” turkey on wheat (or sissin donkey on wee as they called it) and not go through a whole life lesson in the differences between redneck vernacular and the quality of speech among the folks who have to check the “OTHER” box on their drivers license form. Come to think of it, I’d venture to say that Jared may be the only American-born employee left in the company. Plus, to top it all off, I cain’t even get the dang sandwich in the manner that the picture describes! Nooo, they gotta ask me what I think is good on it. Why leave it up to me to screw it up? If I knew what made up a perfect sandwich I’d make it myself, at home! I come to a restaurant because I figures they ought to have a pretty good idea about what tastes good together considerin’ their choice of profession. Am I alone in this? -End Redneck Rant
Donkey? Isn't that their meatball sub? Usually I build a international sandwich to make everyone just feel better. Italian bread, turkey, AMERICAN cheese and a few jalepenos on the side. I'd add some habaneros if they had them, but they apparently discriminate against us that like 'em spicy. I also don't want it toasted either. I'm at Subway, not Quiznos. Frankly, I like Quiznos better, but there just ain't enough of them around and they tend to be a bit pricey.
I'll probably think of this post now and forever... each time I ever walk into one. Vomit Smell- maybe that's how Jared lost all his weight... purging in the back room.
Really? thats good, I like Quizno's..... So whats being built over on 42 over by the Urgent care..............:mrgreen:
That is very P.C. there Jester! And I gotta agree, Quiznos is great. For the most part I have had no issues there... other than the fact that they couldn't tell me where to get one of them little critters from the commercials a few years back. "We Love De Subs!"
We order subway as a convenience but to me their subs have lost all the flavor. I like the subway club and it just tastes "processed" for lack of a better word. The last time I went I asked them to substitute out the two pieces of ham for two pieces of turkey. You would think I had asked them to reinvent the wheel. I was told absolutely not-cannot do! Like the two pieces of turkey would cost them more than the ham did. But, I don't like any of the other choices in the area for subs so for the price Subway is the lesser of all evils. DH and DD like Quiznos but I don't like toasted subs. Jersey Mikes used to be good and then it seemed the prices were high and the rolls were hard (stale???) plus the flies ran rampant there and the habits of the teens handling the food made me cringe.
Seriously??? Making fun of the accents of the people who work at Subway? I used to work at Subway and can tell you about the 2 big rednecks that came in and asked for "Provolonie" cheese. Really?? Provolonie?? Then you get the ones who want white cheese. Didn't you notice that they are all pretty much white cheese? Then there are the dummies who would come in and sit in line for a few minutes complaining about how long it takes and then get up there and have no clue what they want on their sandwich. I mean really you know if you like onions or not and shouldn't you have thought about what you wanted while complaining about others? Last but not least, if you don't know what makes a sandwich taste good, then probably you should just drive to momma's house and let her make those decisions for you and make you a sandwich.
A friend in the food service business told me that if you put the Subway turkey meat in a strainer, that it would dissolve to almost nothing because of the fillers.
Wait a minute... weren't you the guy who was mocking the Golden Arches with their goofy red-headed clown and fake meat burgers in the Burger King thread a while back. Yeah, I looked it up... so your response is kinda a pot vs kettle scenario huh? Hey, I think Subways break-time is nearing an end... go restock the provolonie for the next batch of rednecks. Have fun!
