I don't know who you are, but you are a jerk. No one was parked next to my car door when I went into Lowes, and no one was there when I came out, so I don't know who you are. However, what makes you think pouring a milkshake on the doorhandle of a car is cool? I know you did it deliberately, because it completely coated the handle and was no where else on my car. Karma will come and bite you in the ***.
