--Go to www.Google.com --Click on: Maps --Click on: get Directions --From: New York,New York --To: Paris, France And READ line # 23.
A Chinese couple named Wong have a new baby. The doctor brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian, white baby boy! "Congratulations," says the doctor to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says.......... "Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."
How racist of you!!! I think you should spend the next two weeks apologizing on every media outlet in the nation, and then be fired from your job. And, even though I'm not Asian, I am still scarred for life and I plan on suing.
I am so sorry CLif. Maybe we should establish a college fund for you. Maybe this will boost your esteem of being white. The flowers are coming and so is Oprah.
I don't want flowers, I want cash. As far as Oprah is concerned, because she lost all that weight, and bragged about it, she's basically saying that trim people are better than overweight people. All overweight people should be offended by that. I'm partial to women who have a little extra meat on them. Now, because of her, there are fewer of them. Maybe I can sue her for causing alienation of affection.
Just so y'all don't have to whip out your calculators... Google is suggesting that you can swim 54 MPH
You didn't misplace a decimal, did you? I'm getting 5.4, but of course that would be non-stop for almost a month - no sleep, food or drink.
Nope, didn't misplace a decimal. I accidentally entered 38000 instead of 3800. Well, at least you could go to the bathroom without consequence.
