True Friendship

[FONT=&quot]"True"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Friendship[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot](None of that Sissy[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Crap)[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]But never actually come close to reality? [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this one- [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]just the stone cold truth of a great friendship. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]1. When you are sad --[/FONT][FONT=&quot]I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]the sorry bum who made you sad. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever you're choking on. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got some. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]5.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]worse it could be until you quit whining. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]7.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]When you are sick --[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Stay away from me until you are well[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]again. I don't want whatever you have. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy self. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]"because you are my friend". [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]Friendship is like peeing your pants, [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]everyone can see it,[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]But only you can feel the true warmth. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]Send this to 10 of your closest friends, [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]Then get depressed because you can only think [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]of 4![/FONT]​

Had to clean it up a little but thought it was good for a laugh on this crazy Monday:lol:

 

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dude, that was so cool!"

 

G 1 kaci!:mrgreen: