Twenty $$ ....

TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride
approached her new Husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first Lovemaking
encounter. In His highly aroused state,
her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer sas going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than
three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"
That's when she shot him.
Sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

 

OMG!!! That's funny :jester::jester: Took me a sec but I got it.

 

thats tooo Funny!!It's so true.

 

I thought it was gonna be the one where the wife stated that the other $2million were from his friends

 

HA!!!! Thats graet !! i needed that laugh, im stuck here at work for another 2 hrs. that really helped.

 

Thanks! We(my family) needed that laugh as we sit in the CCU @ wake med.... anyone got anymore????

 

what? what happened? why r u there?

 

My dad had surgery to remove a brain tumor yesterday morning, so we are all hanging out here in the waiting areas until he gets moved to a room.

 

Prayers and good thoughts for your Dad, hope everything turns out well:grouphug:

loved the joke too, actually someone told me that last night:lol::lol::lol:

 

Let me know if you need anything ie..... dog sitter cat sitter kid sitter I am here.
Prayers go to your
Dad and your family hope all is well. keep us updated.
GAM

 

Thanks guys! They actually discharged him TODAY!! He had the surgery Friday morning and is doing awesome. We are now awaiting pathology stuff so keep the prayers coming!

 

:grouphug::hurray::hurray::hurray:

 

Got my fingers crossed and my hands folded....