>To Be 6 Again > >A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back >And forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far >Off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six >Again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. > >On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl >Of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. >What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall >of Fear, >The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... Everything there was. > >Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was >reeling >And her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he >Ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. >Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, >M&M >s. >What a fabulous adventure! > >Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. >He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, >Well Dear, what was it like being six again?? > >Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. >I meant my Dress Size, you *******! You nearly fu***ing killed me. > > >The moral of the story: >Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong. > >SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH..... AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE >IT!
