Why Did The Chicken...

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by Clif, Dec 5, 2007.

  1. Clif

    Clif Guest

    Believe it or not, I heard one this morning I hadn't heard before. So, lets start a thread for "Chicken Crossing The Road" jokes.

    Two rules, though...

    1. Remember, this is a family site.

    2. No complaining when someone posts the same joke as someone else a few posts before. Just lighten up and have fun.

    So, with no further ado...

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To prove to the possum that it could be done.
     
    Clif, Dec 5, 2007
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  2. zookeeper

    zookeeper Well-Known Member

    To put distance between him and the KFC joint.
     
    zookeeper, Dec 5, 2007
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  3. Grinder

    Grinder Well-Known Member

    Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

    Because he was stapled to the chicken.
     
    Grinder, Dec 5, 2007
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  4. Southernborn

    Southernborn Well-Known Member

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
    A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
     
    Southernborn, Dec 5, 2007
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  5. clive

    clive Well-Known Member

    clive, Dec 5, 2007
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  6. nsanemom22

    nsanemom22 Well-Known Member

    nsanemom22, Dec 6, 2007
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