This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,"Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away." 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" And last, but not least . 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" Regards,Walmart:lol:
Why, because it is making a general assumption about bad about a man, switch it to the man wants to shop and the woman doesn't and it may be funnier for you. Talk tonight.
I have not seen this one before and it made my day. Was having a rough one around the office and this one made me laugh out loud so I thought I would share it with cyber friends. Just because you have seen it before does not mean we all have. Anyhow, hope it made you laugh again. Grace
I thought that was cute myself! And no offense but just because someone doesn't like something or find it amusing soesn't mean someone else wont. And just because someone else has seen a particular joke does not mean everyone else has. Thanks for the laugh Grace!
Ken, do we need to run all our topics by you first to make sure YOU haven't seen them yet? J/K! LYMI! I'd seen it before too, but it was still funny.
True Story... Back in College who ever went HOME to momma first in the fall... dirty clothes and all for momma to wash... We would fill all the jeans pockets with condoms... maybe opened & tied off and maybe in the wrapper. It was Priceless... soooooo funny. I wonder if XXX's mom ever figured out the joke. Evil- Who me??? :lol: :twisted:
