Dang! First Milli Vanilli now baby monkeys in Benson... is anythang true anymore?
LOL, you aint changed a bit!
Well, I've spent $500 on worse ideas. This one might save me a few trips to Asheboro tough. Wonder if I could train it to feed the dogs?
I hate that I left the can out on the street for the trash man to pick up this mornin'. It's probably somewhere near Selma by now.
You're awesome... I think it works now. A FREAKIN BABY MONKEY! Are they legal?
Shoot, I caint get the link to work... BUT IT'S A BABY MONKEY... for sale in Benson!!!
http://www.4042.com/cgi-bin/4042classifieds/classifieds.cgi?search_and_display_db_button=on&db_id=156091&query=retrieval Can you really own one...
... because they chose to pray to the God that they have faith in that He will bless you? I'm sure you can come up with other reasons that...
... the exception being a dang sardine. I don't know what God created them for.
The point for them is so the Christian folk like myself can wear 'em, farm with 'em, play with 'em, and ultimately skin 'em and eat 'em.
I’m a redneck. You need proof? I say words like Ya’ll and Aint nearly every time something slips out from between my lips that aint a burp. I keep...
Given the things that I've experience here in this life alone, I'd still live for Him even if there won't no afterlife. That part is just biscuits...
Shoot... sounds like you been goin' to my church. Don't get me to dancin!
Too many of 'em think that being a good person or doing good things is the way... that can be misrepresented as being religious.
An old redneck boy was sitting in a room full of scholars and scientists debating the facts and evidence surrounding the great Exodus. The redneck...
Faith is always a good topic IMHO. Folks have debated religious practice and teachin' since the beginning of time, trying to disprove other's...
Bacon Brownies? I may have found the perfect desert to pair with my spam salad. Bacon makes everythang better!
Jesus is my SUPERHERO!!
Oh yeah, and don't ask granny to leave her spit cup in the living room during the Thankgiving meal unless you are up for a 10 minute tongue lashin...
My lady-friend is trying to unload her Lazy Boy too. About a 6 footer and wears a mullet... cleans up well.
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