Dang, didn't even have a chance to get to know him. Trolls are my favorite... I got one on the end of my pencil.
Indoor pumbing is overrated. It makes you a softie and the women-folk end up spending too much time in the bathroom.
Ouch, was that an insult on the redneck or are you just new round here?
Yeah, but their Sunday Lunch prices is usually like half the cost of their dinner prices... My beef there is that they pulled the plug on that...
Yeah, it was on mama's day too... and they decided to go with the awful dinner prices that day instead of the normal Sunday lunch price......
Similar thang happened to me at that fancy "cook at your table" japan place next to the lingerie store in Clayton. My orig bill was around 90...
Well, I aint never had none of it and probably would'nt care if a restaurant offered it or not... but if they are handing it out for free like...
Well, I'm a hopin' that they air the segment of me getting kicked out for showin' up with a pair of old underbritches that I think came from the...
Road Cones... How'd you know about those? Somebody's been peekin in my kitchen window again!
Oh Shoot, I forgot these... Written by a dear friend of ya'lls! Stay Under the Mistletoe Whiles I Put My Teeth in Baby. The Only Thang She...
Just grab the cheap-crappy one off the shelf next time your in CVS. If they actually take the time to use it then you can spend a little more and...
Instant classic! I actually ran into that dude a few years back... he was shopping at a Wal-Mart in Tx. Pretty cool guy.
You are welcome... P.S. I like your Santy Claws hat!
I fabricated an insulated can holder onto my handlebar back when the judge said I needed to take a brake from the whole "driving scene" Wonder...
You need to embrace your inner-redneck.
Check out David Phelphs singing this one! The BEST!
I'll Be So Blue Without You, It'll Be Just Like Having You Here
… you serve Thanksgiving dinner on a ping-pong table. … Granny fixes a mess of squirrel and dumplings. … you’ve ever reused a paper plate....
I like the Stage Road Animal Hospital.
Looking for 2 Steering Knuckles for '83 Cutlass Supreme.
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