I have dog clippers and a shedding comb; and I work really cheap!:lol:
And I thought I was the only one who drank that. One of my faves. Been doing it for more than 20 years. P.S. I'd give you the recipe for Beta...
I have the Snuffdog and Smokey alarm system. Works great, especially the Smokey part. He barks whenever anyone comes into the county. BTW, he's...
Amen, Grace If I may be permitted to add a couple of my own: I'm tired of the USA going to war to justify corporate welfare programs to the...
Love old houses, too. Grew up in one that had 4 floors. The top floor was an attic with a full bath room. I used to go up there and hide when I...
Wait a minute! They don't allow conjugal visits in jail anymore!
Yeah, at least one of them has the sticker. But he may not have it tomorrow.
Nice job, Magnolia. I laid out the bait, and you took it. There are Mexicans with green eyes and reddish hair because there is no such thing as...
Interesting. I know 3 people riding in veggie mobiles. They paid $800 for the kits and get their oil for free. No one has ever said a thing to...
I think we should try duct tape to secure the borders.
I think the racists are the ones who should answer that. They are the ones separating people based on appearances. If you want to know about...
Life is wonderful People are wonderful Other dogs are wonderful (and fun to play with) Cats do not belong in our yard and need to be chased...
And stock up on Benadryl or Clor-trimeton. I have found the OTC Claritin to be pretty useless. OOps, I'm not a doctor. I..er...mean, um, talk...
Every time I see the title of this thread, I think of Jackson Browne and Lucille Ball. Any of you old enough to know what I'm talking about?
I'm so allergic to cats that when I've had scratch tests done, the allergists usually look at the reaction and go, "Wow!" Then they say, we can't...
Just wondering...do you have a welcome mat at your front door or those little fake pineapple thingies?
Working on Saturday. I had that pegged as the "bad", but if you really love your job, maybe it's not. :)
Who cares? What do you get when you cross a pig with a four iron?
Well, it sure is interesting to see that good old fashioned red neck racism is alive and well in central NC in 2007. And I thought that people...
You're awesome, Grandma! Now I know where to go online next time the kids are around!:mrgreen: (I do a lot of "Flipping, Flopping..." when...
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