A place for random thoughts....

Chocolate rules!

 

i'm not cut out for stay-at-home-motherdom.

my husband, however, totally IS!

 

Why do shorts for males keep getting longer and shorts for females keep getting shorter? :?

 

I'm certainly not complaining.

 

you would if you seen shorts too short on a woman who needs to cover back up and needs to learn the word S-U-N-S-H-I-N-E. :lol: :lol:

aaaaaahh my eyes... they're burning..... aaaaaahhhh

some things are better left up to one's imagination :wink:

 

That and these young girls walking around with their thongs hanging out! I see London, I see France, I see your underpants. Can't stand it!!! TMI :lol:

 

Here's a thought off of that...

Doesn't that feel like there's a string up your butt? Hair's bad enough...;-).

 

:lol:

 

Dental floss for your _________! :shock:

 

OMG, ROTFL :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

cooking dinner is highly over rated. :?

 

So is dusting..........



Here's another thought.....

Dull women have immaculate houses

either that or they married a neat freak

 

I must not be very dull then! :lol:

 

:lol: Then I must be absolutely fascinating! :lol: :wink:

 

I'm ready for a massage, beer and smoke

 

Im ready to go home!!

 

Then go!

 

some people need their heads examined!

 

There are a lot of two-faced, cold, heartless, people in this world :evil:

 

No crap. Found that out just today. Thanks MP! :wink: