A place for random thoughts....

my daughter just told me she's changing her major. she wants to be a dentist!!

 

elims you will LOVE him!


random thought: I don't have one yet. It's too early.

 

Why is it Lefties have to turn the paper to write, or their hand gets all kinked up?

 

Court appointed attorneys suck.......

 

thanks for the info. i'm counting on that. lol :lol:

 

If one has a salad and pumpkin pie for lunch.... the salad cancels out the pie, right? Right????? :lol:

 

Right! Plus, anything you eat standing in front of the refrigerator doesn't count. :wink:

 

As a rule. as long as you had a diet coke :lol:

 

Ok, guys, here it is...

• DIET RULES FOR CHEATERS
• If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
• If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
• When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
• Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
• If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
• Movie related foods (Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.
• Cookie pieces contain no fat — the process of breaking causes fat leakage.
• Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife while making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon while making a sundae.
• Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate.
  NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
• Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and popsicles.

 

LOVE the diet rules!! :lol:

 

Thank goodness tomorrow is FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

No offense FF but it should read:

THANK GOODNESS TOMORROW IS FRIDAY!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

lymi!

 

Rules I live by.

Considering I do all the baking for the holidays, the eighth rule ("Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something.") works really well.

 

I am so glad that today is Friday.

I almost called in pregnant to work today.........lol........

 

no more percocets for me.

 

:shock: those make me sick to my stomach!


today is my Saturday

 

Is this what you mean?

THANK GOODNESS TODAY IS FRIDAY!!!!!!

 

If I eat anymore sunflower seeds, I'm going to throw up!

 

How do you know when blue cheese has gone bad?

 

when it turns green?