A place for random thoughts....

If I pulled my eyes out and scratched them with an SOS pad, they would feel sooo much better. :roll:

 

Probably j/k

I wouldn't do it though

 

I wonder why there are so many accidents around here when it rains? Do people not realize the roads are worst when it first rains because of the oil and water on the road? Slow down and take it easy!

 

Rules I live by:

Never ...never ...go to Lowes on the weekend.

Never go anywhere between 5pm and 6:30pm on a weekday.

 

Looked like everybody in the vicinity of 4042 decided to buy yard supplies this weekend, unfortunately we were part of the crowd.
:?

 

I wonder if I can rent my dog out to teenagers, and what the rate should be?

He ate two reports and some coupons my wife was organizing this weekend.

 

You will get them back eventually. :lol:

 

I hate being in a 55 mph and only going 40 while everyone in front of you is riding their brakes! :evil:

 

He eats most of his toys, so it is already pretty colorful

 

I have hair growing out of every hole in me (borrowed from Frank Zappa, Concentration Moon).

 

I LOOOOOOOVE thundestorms, only if I'm home where I can sit back and enjoy 'em!

 

i wish i had a window in my office.

 

No you don't, i have 3 windows in my office and it makes it very difficult when you have beautiful weather and you are stuck inside, sometimes i wish i couldn't see outside

 

Why do they call it a "pair" of panties when you only get one?

 

Why do people think turning lanes, lane markings on the roads, and turn signals are optional? I know it is hard for some people to grasp, but trust me - THEY ARE NOT SUGGESTIONS. :roll:

 

Walked a mile today, literally. :lol:

 

...in someone else's shoes?

 

:lol: No my shoes. Day one of workout. Mile walk and circuit training. :x :x :x

 

I work for the Martian on Bugs Bunny.

 

It's a butt-joke day, and the name Stephanie's got me tickled. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: