A place for random thoughts....

You burn 200 calories with 30 minutes of sex

 

I hope my husband doesn't see that.................... :shock: :lol:

 

It was on Oprah today, so as long as he didn't watch it and he doesn't see this board, you should be ok. LOL

 

I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair!

 

why is it that you can tell a women that her beauty can stop time and she will love you , but if say her face could stop a clock , you get no sex for a year? aint it the same meaning? :?

 

Well Squire, you shouldn't have used that if you were unsure of the meaning :lol: But seriously...a YEAR! So then you start getting sex again just in time to file the divorce papers...in NC anyway :shock:

Yes it means the same thing according to John Cougar Melonhead:

Pink Houses

There's a black man with a black cat livin' in a black neighborhood
He's got an interstate runnin' through his front yard
You know he thinks that he's got it so good
And there's a woman in the kitchen cleanin' up the evenin' slop
And he looks at her and says, "Hey darlin', I can remember when
you could stop a clock."

 

i think im allergic to puffs plus tissues.

 

yeah he gets away with it! :lol:

 

We need a new page of Random Thoughts ... I'm way too open to the power of suggestion. I crave cake every time I see Tammy's Thought. :wink:

 

I do not want to drive to Henderson tonight, lol..........

 

Sometimes is sucks to be a woman!

Notice I said sometimes!!!!! Other times it is nice, just wish my husband and son had to experience some of the things we women go through and then maybe they would understand a little better. :twisted:

 

I will second that!

 

You know how people type ROTFLMA.....wouldn't that be awesome if we really could?

 

Actually you can.

A Vanderbilt University study has discovered that laughing burns calories. Fifteen minutes a day and you can shed four pounds a year.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8092720

 

Fifteen minutes in order to burn only FOUR pounds a year? That's not much! Alright ya'll, you better keep me laughing then because it doesn't seem to be working for me! LOL

 

diet pepsi vanilla is not super.

 

Hey Grits, i beg to differ - i love Diet Pepsi Vanilla

 

Diet Sunkist is pretty good though.

 

Sometimes I wish I could just move away where no one could find me

 

this weekend went by WAY too quickly