A place for random thoughts....

MP must have gone garage saling w/o me

 

New song.......wadda ya think?

Title: Even White Boys Get The Blues


You know I spent four years at Harvard
I did my graduate work at Yale
I stopped last night for drunk driving
This morning I got out of Jail
Well, Sometimes, even white boys get the blues
Just thought I would tell you
In case you haven't heard the news

I got a $400,000 mortgage
Kids in private school
If I don't divorce my wife
You know my secretary's says she's gonna sue
Sometimes, even white boys get the blues
From my pinstriped suit
Right down to my wing tip shoes

I put $500 a week into my retirement pension fund
I collect $127.50 a month if I'm lucky enough to live that long
Sometimes, Even white boys get the blues
When the American Express comes due
Even white boys get the blues

This morning I went to my mailbox
It turned me kinda pale
There was a letter from The Securities & Exchange Commission
I gonna spend the next 15 years in jail
Sometimes, even white boys get the blues
I just thought I would tell you
In case you haven't heard the news

 

cool blus 8)

 

Why did God design our butt cracks vertical and not horizontal?


Because when we slide down the stairs, it won't go BBBBBBBBBBBBBB!

 

No, no, no..... Just becaust no one is smart enough to answer does not make it a stupid question!
.. I have them all the time! ...Questions. Not answers..lmao

 

aHA! ahahaha! oooooh that's gooooood!

 

No I have no stupid questions b/c I do have have all the answers. in my own little world that is

 

:lol:

 

I'm hungry what's for breakfast?

 

sorry...just ate :lol:

 

what did ya have? I am having a glass of diet dr pepper. LOL

 

Just gotta rub it in don't ya? :lol:

First the chicken salad, now this? What's next?! LOL

 

Sausage McMuffin with egg and a small Orange Hi-C with no ice

 

Yeah, well I never got my chicken salad :evil:

 

hmmm wonder if i did any damage when i hit that rock w/ the lawn mower. :?

 

I'm going to kill the cat that just left a pile of s*it in the living room.... I just have to figure out which one it was... then I'm going to kill the cat that peed in the spare bedroom on the new blanket... again.. once I figure out which one it was.... thats the only downfall to having several cats. We can go years without having "oops's" in the house... then all of sudden! Grrrrrrrrrr!

:evil:

 

Early Mother's Day gifts from the kids? :wink:

 

Awwwww...then it's sweet isn't it Tassy :lol: :lol:

 

I'm tired!

 

I'm sunburnt