A place for random thoughts....

Used to shake my head about NASCAR also, it was a sure way to put me to sleep, about 7 years ago for some reason something snapped (probably my last functioning brain cell) and I have been addicted ever since!

Go 24!

 

:iagree: I was just checking out the schedule yesterday!

 

Something snapped alright if you like 24!:jester::lol:

 

You go Hught!!!! I love me some Jeff Gordon!

 

We're going to our first ever Mudcats game tonight, the boys are excited.

 

We've been to several mudcat games. The kids really enjoyed it.

 

When are the olympics over? Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy to watch but just curious as to when it is all over. . .

 

We only got to watch 1 inning, then it started pouring! We went down and got some food and waited for the rain to stop, but it didn't, so they cancelled it. My 5 yo apparently thought that's how all baseball games go though, because he thought it was the best night ever! :lol:

 

thats great that he had a good time, we are going to take ds sometime soon I hope!!

 

Their home games end next week sometime, according to the schedule I have at home. The 1st, I think?

 

As of today I am officially the mother of teenager! :shock:

 

LOL!! Well - best of luck to you sista......:jester: girl or boy?

 

Boy! Attitude from heck! And my other boy turned 11 two days ago.

 

Best of luck to ya! My 16 year old grandson got his driver's license today! Run for your lives!

 

See that scares me the most because now we are not that far off from getting that license.

 

http://www.bangkokpost.com/sportsplus/sportsplus.php?id=129763

Sherry

 

Congratulations! Of course they all go through the I'm not a baby process which always starts a war in the house. Seems to me that I have grown closer to mine knowing that college is around the corner. Driving, to me, is a part of the passage of growing up. Mine has had a couple of minor accidents but has learned much.

You will do just great. Bite your lip and remind them who pays the bills.

Sherry :lol:

 

Although the following is about Teenage girls, it pretty much applies to boys as well - just add in their facination with fast cars and any pictures of nekkid or partially nekkid girls.........:mrgreen:

Teenager Daughter Owner's Manual


Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teenagers.

Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of a teenaged daughter. Please read this manual carefully, as it describes the maintenance of your new daughter, and answers important questions about your warranty (which
does NOT include the right to return the product to the factory for a full refund).

IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR TEENAGER IN ERROR:

To determine whether you were supposed to receive a teenaged girl, please examine your new daughter carefully.

Does she:

(a) look very similar to your original daughter, only with more makeup and less clothing?

(b) refuse to acknowledge your existence on the planet Earth(except when requesting money)?

(c) Sleep in a burrow of dirty laundry?

If any of these are true, you have received the correct item.

BREAK-IN PERIOD

When you first receive your teenaged daughter, you will initially experience a high level of discomfort. Gradually, this discomfort will subside, and you will merely feel traumatized. This is the "Break-In Period," during which you are becoming accustomed to certain behaviors that will cause you concern, anxiety, and stress. Once you have adapted to these
behaviors, your teenager will start acting even worse.

ACTIVATION

To activate your teenaged daughter, simply place her in the vicinity of a telephone or Instant Messenger. No further programming is required.

SHUTDOWN

Several hours after activation, you may desire to shut down your teenaged daughter. There is no way to do this.

CLEANING YOUR TEENAGED DAUGHTER

Having a teenaged daughter means learning the difference between the words "clean" and "neat." Teenaged daughters are very clean, because they take frequent showers that last more than an hour. They will scrub themselves
with expensive, fragrant soaps which you must purchase for them because "like I'm sure I'm going to use like the same kind of soap my mom and dad use". When they have completely drained the hot-water tank, they will step out and wrap themselves in every towel in the bathroom, which they will
subsequently strew throughout the house. If you ask them to pick up the towels, you are confusing "clean" with "neat." Teenagers are very busy and do not have time to be neat. They expect others to pick up after them. These others are called "parents."

FEEDING YOUR TEENAGED DAUGHTER

Your teenaged daughter requires regular meals, which must be purchased for her at restaurants because she detests everything you eat because it is "like so disgusting".

She does not want you to accompany her to these restaurants, because some people might see you and, "like I'm sure I want my friends to see me eating dinner with my parents". Either order take-out food or just give her the
money, preferably both. If you order pizza, never answer the doorbell because the delivery boy might see you and, "ohmigod he is so hot!" Yes, your daughter's idea of an attractive man is the pizza boy.

CLOTHING YOUR TEENAGED DAUGHTER

Retailers make millions of dollars a year selling stylish and frankly sensible clothing which will look adorable on your daughter. If you enjoy shopping, you will love the vast selections which are available to you. Unfortunately, your teenaged daughter wants to dress like a lap dancer. You
may be able to coerce her into putting on a cute outfit before leaving the house, but by the time she walks in the schoolhouse door, she will be wearing something entirely different.

OTHER MAINTENANCE

Teenaged daughters require one of two levels of maintenance:

"High," and "Ultra High".

Your daughter is "Ultra High." This means that whatever you do won't be enough and whatever you try won't work.

WARRANTY

This product is not without defect because she has your genes, for heaven's sake. If you think this is not fair, talk to your parents, who think it is hilarious. Your teenaged daughter will remain a teenager for as long as it takes for her to become a woman, which in her opinion has already happened
and as far as you are concerned never really will. If you are dissatisfied with your teenaged daughter, well, what did you expect? In any event, your warranty does not give you your little girl back under any circumstances, except that deep down she's actually still there--you just have to look for
her.

 

bandmom,

Thanks for bringing a smile to my face.

Sherry

 

and it would be even funnier - if it wasn't quite so true!!! Gotta love 'em :lol: