A place for random thoughts....

Will let ya know...going there now. Need anything?

 

lol, completely out of meat and haven't a clue what I'm making for dinner :shock: :lol:

 

Farts are funny. Especially when they come from someone else and they know that you heard them and they act all embarassed.

Men fart and women poot.

 

My name is Joy and I'm a shoe addict....

I bought 6 pairs last weekend on clearance at Goodies and bought 2 pairs today on clearance. Dang!

 

Popalops at the Crabtree Mall sells sugar-free Jelly Bellies. And Gummi-worms, and all sorts of chocolate, and all sorts of sugar-free bulk candy, etc.

Just be aware that the sugar alcohols used to sweeten them will make you fart like a butt trumpet!

 

Funniest is when you let one rip in WalMart and your wife looks like a deer caught in headlights.

 

Boiled eggs produce the best farts.....period.

 

All right, that's enough! You guys are gross!!! :lol:

 

Are the Gummi-worms any good? My favorite candy.

 

My favorite is letting one slip in the car and locking the windows so no one can roll their window down . . . even better when you blast the heat! :twisted:

Like I said . . . I love farts . . .farts are funny! :lol:

 

Take some medicine for gout... you'll think soooo differently!

My cousin has to take that stuff and almost killed my husband with his breath and his gassy assy. :lol:

 

It's Friday! Have a great weekend everyone!

 

Well dang I hit 2000 posts like 2 posts ago and didn't even notice. LOL

 

What part of NO SOLICITING do people not understand??

I just had a whole herd of kids pull up, and just waltz into MY office talking loudly and asking me to buy doughnuts.

One comes in, they go out, then another comes in. Meanwhile Mom is sitting her fat arse in her car pimping out these kids in a professional business park, in which every SINGLE business has a sign that says:

NO SOLICITING!!!


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

mom was probably trying to sound out s o l i c i t i n g

 

Jen they come into our office every single Friday. And DH said they come in there on Fridays also where he works. Some people would eat the whole box he said. ugh! tummy ache!

 

Boiled eggs and beer are the best.

 

Perhaps Mom thought "No Soliciting" only refers to prostitution.

I certainly hope you weren't polite. Seriously. Let them know in no uncertain terms that "No Soliciting" means don't come here trying to sell something. Eventually they will learn.

 

Sometimes people make me wonder if they were born dumber than a box of rocks. Just my thought for the day.