Finally Admitting: Misinterpreted Words & Lyrics

I used to sing ALL THE TIME when I was little. The radio was always playing at my house or in our car. I remember one time singing loudly in the back seat, "Born to slave! Born to slave!" I sang so often my parents usually just tuned me out but on this occasion my dad said, "What? They guy is saying, "Walk This Way!" I was probably all of ten years old.
Aerosmith....

 

That just made me think of another one.
I was in 4th grade at summer camp however old you are then. One day I was singing Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville". When I sang, "Looking for my lost shaker of salt" my friend said, "he's looking for his lost chigger saw." I said no he isn't and what is a chigger saw anyway?"
She said she didn't know but that is what he was saying. She was convincing, I didn't know what a margarita was back then and I thought it was stupid he was looking for his salt anyway. We sang her version over and over again all summer long.

 

Wasting away again in Margaritaville. Looking for my lost sugar song!