It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : ) It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg. It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones And this ones for PM its so hot, the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders
I think we all googled and picked the same site for jokes! All these were on the site i found my dairy queen joke on! too funny! DB's wife
My JoCo Grandpa used to say.... It's hotter than a well diggers a## or It's so hot, I'm sweating like a whore in church during silent prayer! I loved my Grandpa! He was a hoot!