I need tings

zookeeper · Aug 29, 2007

magnolia said: ↑

Dear Tank,

When in America, one does not use a "ting" to fillet students. One uses a special knife for that. Also be advised that if one is filleting four students, especially if they are the much coveted "estudents", one must have a permit.

We are also somewhat concerned about a recent report that indicates you "shet" a set of twins. We highly recommend medical follow up, as that sounds quite painful.

Not to appear judgemental, but don't you think an ad for household items is a rather cheap way to seek someone for "courtin?" After all, a man with kitchen utilities, a micrower and four bathrooms can do better at attracting a mate.

Before closing, we couldn't help but inquire about the proyect star. That didn't appear right around the same time that you were "shetting" twins...did it? If so....ouch.

Sincerely,

U. R. Wel Come
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Thanks Magnolia, :lol: I laughed until I cried.:lol: . .very well done!

le · Aug 29, 2007

And to think I almost missed that - thanks for quoting it zoo! Absolutely hilarious. Ken and his "long hair white boy in a hooptie caddy" has some competition today!

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