Ike Godsey's Store - A good place to meet

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  1. Kent

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    The Potato family

    Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

    Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

    When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

    They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

    Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

    But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

    She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

    When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

    And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.

    And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

    Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds.

    Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

    But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

    Tom Brokaw!

    Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

    They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.......

    A COMMON TATER
     
  5. Kent

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    The heart of a child...

    A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

    When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."

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    Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted.

    A little girl said, "I know all about adoption, I was adopted."

    "What does it mean to be adopted?", asked another child.

    "It means", said the girl, "that you grew in your mommy's heart instead of her tummy!"

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    A four-year-old was at the pediatrician's office for a check up. As the doctor looked in her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?"

    The little girl stayed silent.

    Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat.

    He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?"

    Again, the little girl was silent.

    Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?"

    "Oh, no!", the little girl replied, "Jesus is in my heart...

    Barney's on my underpants."

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    On my way home one day, I stopped to watch a Little League base ball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was.

    "We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile.

    "Really," I said. "I have to say you don't look very discouraged."

    "Discouraged?", the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face...

    "Why should we be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet."

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    Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.

    Jamie was trying out for a part in the school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being in it, though she feared he would not be chosen.

    On the day the parts were awarded, I went with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up to her, eyes shining with pride and excitement. "Guess what, Mom," he shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to me....."I've been chosen to clap and cheer."

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    An eye witness account from New York City , on a cold day in December, some years ago: A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold.

    A lady approached the young boy and said, "My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!"

    "I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes,"was the boy's reply

    The lady took him by the hand, went into the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly brought them to her.

    She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with the towel.

    By this time, the clerk had returned with the socks. Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes.

    She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him. She patted him on the head and said, "No doubt, you will be more comfortable now."

    As she turned to go, the astonished kid caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears in his eyes, asked her .

    "Are you God's wife?"
     
  6. Kent

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    On the first day of school a high school teacher did something not to be forgotten.

    With the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom. When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks.

    Looking around, confused, they asked, "Teacher, where're our desks?" She replied, "You can't have a desk until you tell me what you have done to earn the right to sit at a desk."

    They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades." "No," she said.

    "Maybe it's our behavior."

    She told them, "No, it's not even your behavior."

    And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period. Still no desks in the classroom. By early afternoon television news crews had started gathering around the classroom to report about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of her room.

    The final period of the day came and as the puzzled students found seats on the floor of the deskless classroom.

    The teacher said, "Throughout the day no one has been able to tell me just what he or she has done to earn the right to sit at the desks that are ordinarily found in this classroom. Now I am going to tell you."

    At this point, the teacher went over to the door of her classroom and opened it.

    Twenty-seven U.S. Veterans, all in uniform, walked into that classroom, each one carrying a school desk.

    The Vets began placing the school desks in rows, and then they would walk over and stand alongside the wall. By the time the last soldier had set the final desk in place those kids started to understand, perhaps for the first time in their lives, just how the right to sit at those desks had been earned.

    Martha said, "You didn't earn the right to sit at these desks. These heroes did it for you.

    They placed the desks here for you.

    Now, it's up to you to sit in them. It is your responsibility to learn, to be good students, to be good citizens. They paid the price so that you could have the freedom to get an education.

    Don't ever forget it."
     
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    Town of Cochrane Community Mural Mosaic - great artwork

    http://www.muralmosaic.com/Cochrane.html

    Click on the individual tiles within the mural, such as the HORSE'S EYE.

    Make the other murals larger by clicking on them, too.
     
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    Albino peacock - beautiful

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  18. kaci

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    Ok, i know you probably did this one a long time ago, but every Christmas it tears at my heart and i cannot help myself from crying no matter where i am. i do not know the author or the correct name of the song but i would love to see the video of the song about the little boy buying shoes for his Mama on Christmas Eve cause she was going to meet Jesus that night.
     
  19. Kent

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    Christmas Shoes

    Here ya go, Sister Kaci!

    Just for you!

    http://peachpatch.com/shoes.html
     
  20. kaci

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    Thank you so much, i truly hope you and yours have a very Merry Christmas and your blessings are as plentiful as those you give.
     

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